The Chantastic Blog

July 18, 2009

I bet they won’t be singing the Oscar Meyer Weiner Song in that house

Anytime you combine a weiner, a promotional car, and an unfortunate accident into a news article, I’m a fan. How many different punchlines can be made here?

More evidence that a woman can’t handle a weiner with that kind of thrust.
She frantically tried to pull it out, but it was too late.
Once a weiner finds a comfortable home, it won’t want to leave. You’ll have to pry it out.
That weiner will never be able to perform like it once did.
There should have taken precautions - everyone involved wishes they had played it safe and used more protection.

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