Real over artificial
It’s a well-known fact of life - guys like boobs. They like to look at them, touch them, talk about them, even name or nickname them (for the record, my favorite is “funbags”). This obsession has led many women - including famous celebrities - to undergo plastic surgery so that their chests will not fall prey to age and gravity. And most guys generally approve of the “improved” look afterwards.
Not me.
I hate fake boobs, and will always prefer a natural woman, all else being equal. I’ll always advise against plastic surgery, even if she’s flat as a board, and if my wife/fiancée/girlfriend/friend with benefits/mistress ever considers it, I will tell her straight up that she shouldn’t, and here’s why:
1) From what I understand, it’s extremely painful for some length of time after the surgery. Which makes sense considering you’re jamming a foreign object under a person’s skin. I don’t want women to endure painful surgery just to make me find them attractive. It’s rather narcissistic to think otherwise, no?
2) A woman’s body is a beautiful thing, so why are you messing with it (which explains my similar dislike for tattoos)? Don’t try to be a hero.
3) After surgery, the puppies are less sensitive than before. This is the main reason why I don’t appreciate breast enhancement surgery. I want to know that when I go a-cuppin’, she’s a-feelin’ and able to enjoy the whole experience that is the Chan massage. What can I say? I’m a lover, not a fighter.
