Hide the women and children. No wait. Just the children.
This is part of an actual e-mail that I received just now from one of my friends, with words removed to protect the identity of the person involved:
“Hey this is random, but remember [when] we went to McDonald’s and that 16 year old cashier seemed to hit on me?? I wonder what she’s up to now….2 plus years later….”
How awesome is that?

