I have to say, these ladies showed very good form during their brawl. They must have taken Michael Cooper’s advice about being slapped to heart. His commentary is absolute gold.
How is Carlos Guillen even playing baseball right now? He definitely has extra incentive for taking a walk so he doesn’t have to run out any hits. And don’t expect him to do any sliding feet-first, either.
This story is wacky enough as it is. But what puts it over the top is how the bamboo sword is casually dropped in the article as if it’s not a big deal. I don’t care if it’s made of bamboo, this looks like it’d hurt if someone beat me with it.
In case you missed it, “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” earned $311 million worldwide through its first weekend. That’s led to Harrison Ford raising the possibility of returning to one of his other former roles while shooting down the possibility of another. No news on whether Ford would consider doing “The Fugitive 2″, where he’ll re-enact this scene in a retirement home and yell, “I didn’t take those pills!”
I think he’d actually make a good teacher. His positive attitude would be good for kids.
No mention of whether this year’s version of William Hung has plans to work in an orphanage since he’s always singing, “I am your brother, your best friend forever…”
Even Dusty Baker couldn’t justify Corey Patterson after his latest brutal game, so he finally did what he should have done coming out of spring training.
You know that old saying, “I’d trade that guy for a bag of balls”? Well, apparently inflation has raised the price of that phrase to a bag of bats. And in a shocker, you can tell this guy has never been interviewed on TV before.
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